Hey there, video game fan. Do you like eating Christmas dinner but hate dealing with inconveniences like "shopping" and "cooking" and "pretending you haven't hit rock bottom"? Try the Christmas Tinner, announced by British retailer GAME today, and you can come yet another step closer to not being human.
Check out these beautiful people eating out of their cans.
They sure are happy. You, too, could spend your holiday enjoying the latest video games alongside a gorgeous tree, some lovely stockings, and a tin layered with subtle-yet-delicate Christmas flavors. This beautiful couple has chosen to use utensils, but what you really need, video game fan, is a straw. There's no need to put down the controller. Tilt your head and ingest the spirit of Christmas, one layer at a time.