When Halo 3 beta testers get their sweaty hands on the beta test version this week, all hell will break loose online. Bungie's Frank O'Connor tells MTV News-man Stephen Totilo a handful of things every beta tester simply must do during the three-week trial. No, sleep's not on the list.
One of those things is simply "Get a kill with the Spartan Laser. It is the most satisfying thing you'll ever do." Really? The most satisfying? Ever?! If I ever see Frankie in the flesh, I'm giving him the number of a Thai masseuse I know.
Keep on truckin' for the other two and don't miss our upcoming additional coverage on the Halo 3 beta.
'Halo 3' Sneak Peek: Three Things Every Beta Player Must Do [MTV]
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