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Jolie Returning For Third Tomb Raider Flick

I have a thing for wetsuitsNow, I have never seen a Tomb Raider movie, and I stopped playing the games after my disastrous rental of Tomb Raider III so maybe this is good news for some people. Sky News is reporting that after popping out what I assume will be the most hideous baby ever, Angelina Jolie will undergo a great deal of plastic surgery and/or intense physical training to get her back into Lara Croft-adventuring shape.

Says the mag:

Lara Croft creator Ian Livingston told the Daily Express: "Paramount has optioned it and Angelina has agreed to star in the third."

A source added: "Angelina is already in training to make sure she gets rid of her post-pregnancy bulge. She wants to be in tip-top shape and look better in Lara's outfit than ever."

Yay? Like I said, I've never subjected myself to any of the film adaptations, as I've always considered them two quality steps away from the Indiana Jones trilogy. And if I'm going to watch an Angelina Jolie movie, I'll watch Gia. With the sound off. If you're excited (or enraged!) let us know in the comments.

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