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There Are No Safehouses in the Mushroom Kingdom

There Are No Safehouses in the Mushroom KingdomAnd shotguns won't work, either. Your best bet is a star, though, that may be how this whole mess started in the first place...

I'M-A-GONNA-EAT-YOUR-BRAINS! [Dan Hipp]

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