Behold, The Most Embarrassing PS Vita Game of 2014

The ridiculous Senran Kagura series is getting a cooking-themed rhythm game for the PS Vita. The game's animated opening could be the most mental thing you'll see all day.

Titled Deka Mori Senran Kagura, the game is headed to the PS Vita this March in Japan. "Deka Mori" (デカ盛り) refers to "huge food servings."

Note: the clip below might offend some readers. You've been warned!

Yes, I know it's only January, but I seriously doubt the PS Vita will see something more embarrassing than this in 2014—or maybe ever.

In case you missed it, here is Kotaku's review of the last Senran Kagura game for the PS Vita, Senran Kagura Shinovi Versus: The Girls' Proof.

PS Vita『デカ盛り 閃乱カグラ』オープニングアニメ [AQI@YouTube]

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