I'd Forgotten How Bad The Animated TMNT Movie Was

With Leonardo off on a character-building mission in another country, the remaining turtles are forced to get day jobs. Meanwhile, April O'Neil has made the jump from journalist to ninja archaeologist for hire. Cinema Sins has its hands full with this one.

I purchased 2007's TMNT on Blu-ray, motivated only by blind nostalgia, and look how I am repaid — a portal that spews monsters every 3,000 years because of course it does, the same Raph vs. Leonardo story from the first Turtles movie, a cheap-ass twist towards the end and seriously, why the hell is April fighting ninjas?

Maybe the Michael Bay-produced live-action film won't be so bad?