Adorable. Not the girl, though she's no mean shakes herself, but the cute little ovum Link she clasps lovingly in her hands.

Meet the EggLink, he's the Yolkiest time hero since the Chrono Trigger! Egglink isn't an attempt by the American Egg Board to get in with the geek crowd. He's 3 years old and is the creation of Betty, a Zelda fangirl.

EggLink was one of those 'take care of a fragile thing' projects they make you do in Highschool. Limbs, suit and pillow made from felt, sword, shield grass and Triforces are foamy.

Betty's my kind of girl, and I'd love to ask her to go out on a date with me please, but any girl who wanders around with a three year old rotten egg painted anthropomorphically is probably a little bit crazy. Florian Eckhardt

Meet the EggLink [Dark Diamond] (Thanks, Beatriz!)