Disney has released a new trailer for Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End, just in case you were one of those five people who didn't realize the game and movie are coming out next week.

Sure, Jack Sparrow is entertaining and all, but even as a pro-ninja writer I find myself a little offended at the claim that he is, "The greatest pirate of all time." Was there some contest that we missed out on? Why was Crecente not entered? Was there a swimsuit competition? Would that explain the Crecente snubbing? Pirate politics make my head hurt. Michael Fahey