From: Crecente
To: Ashcraft
Subject: Uuuugh.

My wife and son spent the day making Valentine's Day cookies and then left the house for quite awhile. When I went into the kitchen I discovered: Three cookie sheets filled with cookies, a pot half-filled with melted chocolate, and four boxes of recently delivered Girl Scout Cookies. I thought: Lunch! I don't feel so good.

What you missed:
Marc Ecko finally gets into games.
Mike's facial hair made an appearance on ATOS
I am LOVING Motorstorm online.
Quake Wars confirmed for PS3 and the 360

I interviewed rapper Fat Joe today for a story I'm working on for the Rocky. He was at some store in Atlanta and his posse, it sounded like, were very much present. Whenever he said something funny or shouted something out, they all shouted or laughed. I've decided that from now on I need a posse present during all interviews so when I ask questions they can be all "Snap" or "Oh, no you didn't." That would rock.

Question I didn't ask Fat Joe when he said the game has his "signature fight move.": Wait, there's a button combo that realeases a bunch of your thugs and has them dogpile the other guy?

"Oh no you didn't"

To the Brian Lounge! (Cue Batman music.)

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