Smart toilet? Ha, more like scary toilet that can suddenly run amuck and squirt water up your butt.
Last December, Kotaku reported that Inax, a Japanese toilet brand, was rolling out an Android app called My Satis for the teched out Satis toilet. The app allows people to do basic things like flush (and select how much water they want to use), as well as operate the toilet's bidet and adjust water pressure via Bluetooth. Note the word "Bluetooth". It's important!