Kotaku: After Dark

Playgirl Model Shows His Wii Fit

Brian Ashcraft — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 01:00:00 EDT

This is only fair, we guess. Wii Fit Girl and Playboy's Jo Garcia showed just how saucy playing Wii Fit is. Playgirl model Nicholas Ryan tosses his hula hoop in the ring with a YouTube video showing the male retort — among other things. The video quality isn't as high as in the Jo Garcia clip, but Ryan attempts to make up for that with a variety of underpants, a riding whip and nunchakus. More »

Another Moe English DS (With Game Promo Video!)

Brian Ashcraft — Fri, 30 May 2008 01:00:00 EDT

Remember that English-teaching jailbait DS game featured on Japanese site Famitsu? Well, here's another. Innocuous enough! Dubbed Moe Sta, the title features 5,000 English questions that cover the spectrum from junior high school school tests to the Tokyo University entrance examination to help players "level up" their English. Hit the jump for the slightly NSFW promo trailer that features the angels Grammar, Idiom and Word. Might want to watch it without the sound — unless you want a headache. Or have developed a tolerance to being jabbed in your ear drums with sewing needles. More »

Curvy Japanese Bikini Lady Shows Us Bape Nintendo DS

Brian Ashcraft — Thu, 15 May 2008 07:00:00 EDT

If you've spent time on the Japanese nerd internet, you've seen images like this: Pin-up model posing with game hardware. Very common! This, this one's got a little more. That's curvy swimsuit model Yuuri Morishita holding the pricey and hard-to-get Baby Milo/Bape limited edition Nintendo DS. While we noticed that this DS was somewhat popular, we haven't actually seen a non promo image of the Bape DS! So here it is. With this lady. And look at that, the limited edition DS looks like a regular DS with stickers on it. A shot of the DS on what looks like Morishita's mattress or something. More »

We Do Not Believe This Dead or Alive Character Is Swimming

Brian Ashcraft — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 05:00:24 EDT

And the shameful Dead or Alive toys continue! This Tina figure is totally bra swimming. But look at her face. She could be waiting for a bus for all we know. And what about her hair? That's not swimming hair. We are disappointed to say that this Tina figure just isn't very realistic. More »

Street Fighter B-Listers Get The T&A Figure Treatment

Michael McWhertor — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 22:40:00 EDT

Ibuki from Street Fighter III and R. Mika from Street Fighter Alpha 3 may not be the most household of household names, but that doesn't mean they shouldn't be immortalized in sculpted polyvinyl chloride. Capcomaniax scoops up two sculpts from the Street Fighter character barrel, readying them for a summer release in Japan. They're perfect additions to the T&A figure collector shelf, with Ibuki's thigh-revealing costume sure to be the focus of a many, many macro digital photos on Japanese blogs. R. Mika? We're scared to think of what will be done with her. More »

Screw Coffee, Evangelion Goes Rule 34

Brian Ashcraft — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 07:00:09 EDT

Evangelion is so popular in Japan that it not only has its own coffee, but its own shameful movie parody. Hello Rule 34! Osaka porn actress Nao Ayukawa takes on the role of "Rei" in naughty movie EVAN AyaX Rei in Ayukawa Nao as she does things. Various things. You might remember Ayukawa from previous roles in Maximum Ayukawa Nao, MAX GIRLS exciting and MAX Pink File Ano Pink File de Hakaseru! Then again, you might not.
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The Arcade Mahjong Public Shame

Brian Ashcraft — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 06:00:26 EDT

Sexy mahjong games. Your more discriminating Japanese arcades typically have a couple cabinets that feature mahjong ladies in various states of undress. Thrilling stuff! Some people find these games a tad too thrilling, a tad too titillating, so do beware if you plan on hitting the risky jump. NSFW carpenter's smile ahead! You've been warned, so don't go complaining. More »

Listen To Boy Massage Moaning

Brian Ashcraft — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 03:00:51 EDT

This isn't sorta why you shouldn't play DS boy scrubbing title Duel Love on the train, this is EXACTLY why you shouldn't. Realize: Image-wise, this clip is safe-for-work. Sound-wise? Totally not safe. Do stick around for the hand-slapping finishing move. More »

Five Very Dirty Shoko Nakagawa Doppelgangers

Brian Ashcraft — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 07:00:11 EST

Certainly, you haven't forgotten admitted-cat-head-swallower Shoko Nakagawa. Besides being a popstar and a big cosplaying otaku, she also co-hosts Sunday morning cartoon show Pokémon Sunday! With nerd cred the inevitable shameful movie homage (NSFW) complete with Shokotan lookalike shouldn't be surprising. Here's what is: Another (yes, another) phony Shoko Nakagawa adult flick has been released. Okay, so? So! This one stars not one, not two, not three Shoko Nakagawa clones, but five. That's correct FIVE. And they appear on screen at the same time! It's like they're cleaving off each other or something. Hit the jump for a slightly safe-for-work screen cap of them sitting around and talking to each other. Creepy! More »

Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin"

Brian Ashcraft — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 04:00:29 EST

Ack! Freaky giant doll alert. March 1st (tomorrow!) pre-orders start for this huge, freaky-assed life-sized Haruhi Suzumiya figurine in Japan. According to the maker, the five-foot statue has a moveable head, shoulders, elbows, lower back, knees, ankles, fingertips and, ahem, "groin." This Haruhi has an expected sticker price of ¥380,000 (US$ 3,628.72). But can you really put a price on something so creepy? Yes, apparently! More »

PSP 18 And Up Game Trailer (Zzzzzzzzz..)

Brian Ashcraft — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 07:00:24 EST

Here's the trailer for upcoming PSP erotic game Soleil ~ Me, Myself & Master ~. And it's *surprise* totally boring! We cannot overstate that enough — especially for those who do not understand Japanese and soporific for those who do. Well, honestly, what you're you expecting? This, probably. More »

Problems that Plague the Erotic Game Industry

Brian Ashcraft — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 03:00:01 EST

Japan's erotic gaming industry isn't all raindrops and lollypops! Website Canned Dogs has a look at what's hurting the once ~~throbbing~~ thriving genre. Apparently, erotic game companies have hit hard times and are restructuring. With doujin games generating a bigger and bigger fan base, erotic games are having a difficult time competing. Doujin games are typically made by only a few people, and some doujin makers are popular enough to even make a living off selling their wares, while avoiding all the headaches that go with being an actual company. To compete, eroge companies try to offer better quality art than the "amateur" doujin titles. The thinking is that they can sell the game just based on screenshots. Companies are also restructuring, and the first to go are the writers. Not good for text heavy erotic games where sharp writing is key! What's more, many eroge writers have moved on from naughty games and are publishing novels instead. Companies are forced to outsource stuff out to freelancers to varying degrees of success. And with the erotic game industry becoming less and less appealing, the new talent pool shrinkage. Hey, that's not erotic at all! More »

The Wii Is Getting An Adult Game?

Brian Ashcraft — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 03:00:17 EST

Now that the Nintendo DS has a naughty game, it's the Wii's turn! Dubbed Osouji Sentai Clean Kuri—n Ki-pa- ("Cleaning Squadron Clean Keeper"), the game has players clean a high school in heaven that's been polluted by the "Filth Devil." According to Famitsu, winning in-game battles gives players lewd "reward CG." We seriously doubt that it will be pornography (the game hasn't yet been rated), but the screens do look rather risqué. Shudder at the bad Wii puns this game will spawn!
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Yet, Another Jubblie Game Display (Endless!)

Brian Ashcraft — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 07:00:11 EST

Yes, it's that time again. Time for another episode of Amazing Erotic Game Displays! Previously, we've covered this NSFW ground before with the likes of The Chikan Express, Married Women Harem and Oppai Baka. Huh. All jubblie-related! This latest one is no different. The in-store display for PC erotic game Oppai Life (Boob Life) actually invites customers to "touch." Heck, there's even a GIANT ARROW to drive the point home. You know, in case someone gets confused and touches the billboard's edges or something. Slightly NSFW gallery below: More »

PSP Gets 18 and Up Erotic Game

Brian Ashcraft — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 04:30:36 EST

Nope, Sony can't stop risqué UMDs! Nor risqué "games," it seems! Take Soleil, which is truly an 18 and up erotic game. Released yesterday in Japan, Soleil follows three maids, who are also high school students. Fascinating! Originally, the game was released last year on PCs as Sugao no Bishou (Real Smile). Since the game isn't really a PSP game per se, but more of an interactive movie, it's possible to get a PSP release as a UMD video. Sony is strict about game software, but doesn't have much control over UMD movies (hence, UMD porn). For the curious, not-so-graphic-but-still-NSFW screenies after the jump! Proceed with caution. More »

Jubblie Pad Hands On Hands On

Brian Ashcraft — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 04:00:03 EST

A premium box for erotic game ToHeart2 has just gone on sale in Japan. It includes things like a cell phone screen cleaner, a hug pillow cover and jubblie mouse pad. ToHeart2 started out as a PS2 game and then ported to the PC so they could get the MAXIMUM RISKY. Good for them. One individual has purchased the ToHeart2 premium box and posted his, erm, hands on. Good for him. There's a totally NSFW gallery after the jump, complete with other jubblie pads. Not for the faint of heart! More »

This Is It, No More Princess Peach Upskirts After This

Brian Ashcraft — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 08:00:50 EST

It's still Kotaku After Dark, right? Good. Got this very riqué post right under the wire, whew. Last week, we posted the Princess Peach freeze frame to end all Peach freeze frames. Now, we've got the exciting follow up: hi-res screenshots! This should enforce the idea that Nintendo doesn't only put great attention to details — even in lady's underoo lace. Hit the jump for the embarrassing images. More »

Shinobi, The Skin Flick

Brian Ashcraft — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 06:00:21 EST

SEGA video game Shinobi? Not so risky! Shinobi the adult flick? MAXIMUM RISKY. Rule 34 aside, some unscrupulous individuals have turned SEGA's flagship ninja series into something, well, risqué, substituting shuriken and ninjato for more embarrassing weapons. Like the most recent Shinobi game Nightshade, this Edo-era Shinobi naughty flick features a female lead — several, rather, but in various phases of indignity. The movie stars Ruka Uehara, Shizuku Tsukino, Yuka Satsuki, Shuri Himesaki and Hitomi Hasegawa (all Wiki links). After the jump, we've put the MAXIMUM amount box art as we possibly can! More »

The Cross Dressing Akihabara Maid Cafe

Brian Ashcraft — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 06:00:30 EST

We have one rule about non-game related maid content: POST. (Indulge us, it's late and After Dark!) That picture you are looking at? That's a dude. No, really. That's a maid at Akihabara maid cafe Hibaritei, where the entire staff consists of men dressed as maids. The cafe opens only a few times a month at irregular times at other established maid cafes. The reason? All the cross dressing maids are dudes with other jobs (one guy is a writer, another is a model). The owner of Hibaritei came up with the idea when some men dressed in drag when there was a shortage of female maids at a cafe he owned previously. This is the maid cafe equivalent of Guilty Gear's Bridget! More »

In-Store Jubblies Have Come to This

Brian Ashcraft — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 06:00:07 EST

It must be evolution. In-store erotic game boob displays have gone from this to this. And now, THIS. Those jubblies are promoting embarrassing PC game The Wife Milking Store. What's more, they are actually a shameful toy. And that red ribbon? Well, that's a red ribbon. More »

Game Boy BONDAGE

Brian Ashcraft — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 00:00:30 EST

Don't be judgmental: Different strokes, different folks. Some people are into playing the DS. Others are into the Game Boy. Then some (see above) are into wrapping Game Boys in Japanese rope bondage shibari [NSFW]. I feel slightly sad for the shameful way this Game Boy Color is being abused. More »

Let's Do It in the Game Center

Brian Ashcraft — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 04:00:37 EST

Japanese game centers are always a good time. But this, this is just shameful. Called "During Working Hours at the Game Center Hard Lez," this adult picture features three women doing everything but playing video games in a Shibuya game center apparently in front of customers and everything. It stars Sakura Sakurada, Arisa Chiba and Miyu Naruse. Totally embarrassing. More »

Lucky Star, Haruhi Get Dirty Together

Brian Ashcraft — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 07:00:51 EDT

From the same people who brought you both the Lucky Star vacuum bed *and* the Haruhi Suzumiya vacuum bed, come this Lucky Star-meets-Haruhi-meets-blue-man-in-skirt porn. That's putting those costumes to good use. So both Japanese animations have not only the distinction of getting handheld and console games, but also appearing in the same dirty movie. With a dude in blue! More »

More Mai Shiranui = More T&A

Michael McWhertor — Mon, 16 Apr 2007 23:44:44 EDT

Wow. Who would've have thought lonely gamers would be treated to twice the Mai Shiranui in collectible form in such a short time frame? Well, word from NCSX is that The King of Fighters ninjitsu queen (who must have all of her bras custom made) will be coming in cold cast resin form this summer courtesy of Aizu Project. More »

Hentai Dating Sims Now Available For English Speaking Pervs

Michael McWhertor — Wed, 11 Apr 2007 23:40:37 EDT

Japanese dating sims aren't exactly news, nor are translations of the "games" into English, nor are many of them "fun", but the availability of commercially released exxxtremely naughty dating sims for English speakers? News! More »

King of Fighters Figure Does T&A Right

Michael McWhertor — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 23:40:23 EDT

SNK's perpetually bouncy brawler is getting the plastic figure treatment, this time from Japanese toy manufacturer Max Factory, who show that, when making a proper T&A sculpt, don't forget the T&A. Brian Ashcraft may be our SNK go-to-guy, but when it comes to anatomically impossible sculpts of otaku fantasy girls, I hope you'll come to trust me. More »