Hollywood is a very specific weird, but there's nothing quite as weird as watching a man brazenly mock heroes and villains while he robs a cop car.

In footage, taken by a KTLA photographer on Hollywood Blvd, a man shouts "I Love Jesus," then proceeds to smash the window of a police cruiser and saunter off with a laptop. All this while men dressed as Superman and Darth Vader do nothing to either stop or assist the crime respectively.

Look, I don't blame them — they're just dudes in suits after all and Vader is acting in character. But when asked why Superman did nothing to stop the crime, he said, perfectly, "It's not my job to get in the middle."

Hollywood, man.

KTLA via Dangerous Minds

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