Dreamreaver's song is about Kadala, the passive-aggressive item vendor of Diablo III, who—although it was fixed not long ago—due to a bug, always sold items in a taunting manner with comments like "good paperweight, for which you can find a use... someday," no matter how good the purchase was.

After spending more than 20k Blood Shards myself in hope of getting a good Stone of Jordan or two-handed weapon and getting only junk and these angry remarks, this song was absolutely necessary.

Diablo 3 Musical Parody - "Hey There Kadala" [YouTube]

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