Stand back, Romeo and Juliet. Here's an epic tale of teenage love, rejection, bad grammar, and Miis—all of which unfolds on the 3DS's Miiverse (or in other words, a social network on the 3DS and Wii U).

It all starts with a user asking folks to comment if they need a girlfriend. One intrepid 8th grader responds—and things escalate from there. You can see the full exchange in this PDF below, or you can listen to a dramatic reading of it performed by CurtDogg Gaming above...I'd recommend the former, as it's quicker.

Either way, aww, poor Alan. That's how these things go, sometimes...

Allan & Nicole: A Miiverse Romantic Drama in One Act [CurtDogg Gaming]