Phantom Entertainment, which promised us the world and delivered nothing, has finally gotten around to selling something.

The company that almost lived up to its name is showing off the Phantom Wireless Lapboard and Phantom Wireless Laser Mouse. The two, when combined, become a weapon of limitless destruction, not really but you'd think with all the time that Phantom spent developing them they'd at least have the ability to scare the pants off North Korea. Instead they just allow couch potatoes the ability to play computer games or surf porn on a TV-connected computer. Or to put it the way that Phantom pitches their new product, the two are a "combination wireless keyboard laser mouse and hard surface that enables users to work or play games from a couch chair or any comfortable setting in the home or workplace."

They should just throw that on the box, how often do you get a chance to buy a "hard surface" Target? Brian Crecente