There is no nobler profession than preparing circular feasts at a chain pizza restaurant. The tools of that honorable trade are liken to the greatest legendary weapons — Mjölnir, Excalibur, pizza pan tongs. One brave kitchen warrior mounted a GoPro to his weapon of choice and recorded an entire day of pie liberation.

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Beware, watching this video may make you hungry, or if you spent several years working at a Pizza Hut as did my wife, it may give you nightmares.

I believe this was taken in a Pizza Hut. Possibly a non-U.S. location, as I've never eaten at a Pizza Hut that offers giant prawns as a topping.