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Here’s Why You Should Hide Your Lancer On Christmas Eve

Regardless of whether or not your kids believe in Santa Claus, the point is you can't leave your Lancer just laying around for anyone to play with. This, for example, could happen.

And trust me, the last thing you'll want is to be spending your Christmas day mopping up blood (and cookies).

Oh, and make sure the kids aren't around when you click 'play'.

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