The Phillips CD-i is a console best known for outsourcing its animation to a Vietnamese Animation Workshop / Veteran's Home for Amputees. But these guys didn't just take a crayon in mouth to animate the intros to the lousy Zelda and Mario CD-i games... they did intros for other, less well known games. And the intro to Mutant Rampage: Body Slam? A masterpiece from the moment the bird baby attacks the delivery room doctor.

Unfortunately, the sublimity of the experience is somewhat sullied by the knowledge that as soon as the exotic cat mutant shows up on screen, there's a furry out there who has already dropped his shorts around his ankles. Florian Eckhardt