Godwin's Law states that "as an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches 1." As basically all video game discussion takes place online, let's just cut to the chase and give der fuehrer's take on recent topics of interest to gamers.

I wanted to rage about Blizzard's indefensibly stupid always-on DRM for a singleplayer game, but Kirk hit that subject as it was unfolding, and stayed on it like a german shepherd with its fangs in a mailman's ass. I wanted to curate the best angry review-bomb comments for Diablo III, but Bash beat me to that punch. So let's just go ahead and say it with Hitler, shall we?