Yes, this is infantile, but what made you think I was anything but?

Excerpts from a Boy and His Computer's Ten Things to Yell Out During Doom the Movie.

How do I bring up the console?
Crap map.
This AI is so fucking lame.
(As the credits roll) That last boss sucked.

And the number one thing to shout out during Doom the Movie:

1. Shit, how do I skip this cut scene? This fucking sucks, it's been going on for like 30 minutes.

AhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHahahahaha! I'm so bringing my computer keyboard to the theater if I ever go to see this piece of crap.

Ten things to yell our during Doom the Movie [A Boy and His Computer]