The 360 Achievements That Never Were (Or Ever Will Be)

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The 360 Achievements That Never Were (Or Ever Will Be)

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Game Stooge, baby brother of established game blog 2old2play is the newest in an ever expanding world of game sites on the web. Currently, it's updated rather infrequently, but they do have a pretty funny article up right now listing the top 10 Xbox 360 achievements that we'll never see. It's a great list and I got quite a few chuckles out of it, so I thought I would share some of my favorites.

  • Viva Pi ata: No Incest Unlock this achievement by breeding worms that are not related as brother and sister or as mom and dad. Worth: 20G
  • Frogger: Childhood Reborn
    Unlock this achievement by purchasing this game thinking it will help you regrasp your inner child to find out it's really just...Frogger. Worth: 200G
  • Dead or Alive 4: Got Skillz?
    Defeat an opponent without mashing buttons. Worth: 10G

There are a few more good ones on the list, but I'll let you go to Game Stooge and see them for yourself. Which ones are your favorites?

Top Ten Achievements That Will Never Be [Game Stooge]
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