Last week, Uwe Boll proved that he wasn't only a stinky filmmaker, but batshit insane by offering to physically beat-up his critics, film the bouts and put them in one of his cruddy "movies."

Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka from internet site Something Awful has thrown his hat in the ring and will be going head-to-head with looney director. Rich writes:

I sent Mr. Boll and email, asking him if his offer still stood. Would he still fly me up to participate in one of his unintentionally horrific non-horror films, this time with the lure of physically kicking the snot out of me on film? Well folks, I'm proud to say the answer was 'yes.' Mr. Dr. Sr. Boll replied and 'added me to the list,' the list of folks he plans on beating up because we talked bad about him on the Internet. In exchange for this incredible privilege, I promised Dr. Mrs. Boll PhD that I would actually sit down and review his films 'Alone in the Dark' and 'House of the Dead' so people would know I'm completely serious about hating this man and letting him punch me in the face until he decides to stop.

I've never met Lowtax, but do wish him luck. Is Kotaku going to throw its hat in the ring? No. We'd rather sit around the office, sip chocolate raspberry coffee and make snide remarks about "Alone in the Dark". Because no matter how many journalists that "director" beats up, the facts do not change: Uwe Boll is a chowderhead, and his movies are rotten. Brian Ashcraft

Full Article Here [Something Awful] via Destructoid