We all knew we were going to find out what "Francis," the famously furious internet rage-king, thinks of Microsoft's Xbox One reveal. And lo, the big man has already weighed in.

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Achievements are one of the defining elements of the Xbox experience. Naturally, Microsoft will include them in the Xbox One. But they're not going to work like you remembered them, not exactly. There's more to them, now.

Go ahead and take a look: the new pieces of hardware that form the hub of Microsoft’s upcoming gaming experiences aren't exactly cute and cuddly. They’re kinda foreboding, the way they float and squint at you, all one-eyed and unknowable.

Well, this isn't surprising: following a somewhat underwhelming presentation from Microsoft after unveiling the Xbox One (where are the games?), Sony's stock jumped up.

Your Kinect will need to be connected in order for the Xbox One to function, Microsoft announced at an event today in London.