...Otherwise this full-page ad in Britain's Metro newspaper is going to look very silly indeed.

Instead of shelling out for plastic surgery, one mother in South Korea decided she could make her daughter beautiful through things like massaging her child's face. With a spoon.

Nerd rapper Adam Warrock has worked around the clock to bring you "MOCAPPED DAWGZ (NEXT GEN ISH)", a track partly about the Xbox One's reveal, but mostly about sticking white balls on man's best friend.

I've got a lot of toys and statues on my "good bookshelf", but I'm also a man with small kids, and who has normal people around to his house to visit. So no, I won't be buying this giant, hideous Resident Evil bust. Even though deep down I kind of want to.

French artist Mike Wrobel has recast the stars of Game of Thrones as stars of sterotypical 90s fashion, with wonderful results.

The next Call of Duty game, Ghosts, will be the first to appear on an entirely new generation of hardware. Despite this, it's still built on an engine that's over ten years old, though the game's developers would like you to think otherwise.

Not that you should have, given Microsoft's puzzling disdain towards the market, but just in case you were thinking those promised Xbox One exclusives were coming to PC, you can stop.

For my first wedding anniversary, I went out to dinner. Fancy joint. I thought I'd done a good job.