If for some stupid reason Terminator star Michael Biehn wasn't already your favorite action hero from the 80s, he will be once you see him as Mark IV Cyber Commando Sergeant Rex Power Colt in Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon. This might just be his greatest role. The trailer, not the game itself.

I mean sure, the game will be nice too, but will it have the awkward pauses? The shit blankets? The confessions of teen masturbation? It's like three minutes at a Fahey family reunion up in here.