Mamas, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Fight With Dildos

Seeing as gun control is such a hot-button topic in the US, the most successful arguments (from either side) often have to be the most subtle. And this might be the first time the use of duelling dildos has ever been seen as...subtle?

So, yeah, keep your weapons of war locked up and away from prying fingers. Or someone will have an eye out.