Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Hands Down: The Winners

He took first place among the finalists for this week's 'Shop Contest. Who is arniejolt? Correct! I'll take potpourri for a thousand, Alex, and another 19 hilarious send-ups of Bungie's weird keep-your-hands-where-we-can-see-em performance at the PS4 announcement event. See them in the gallery above!

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Hands Down: The Winners

arniejolt

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Hands Down: The Winners

arniejolt

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Hands Down: The Winners

Beau.b

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Hands Down: The Winners

Bloodyford

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Hands Down: The Winners

CrazyPotato

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Hands Down: The Winners

DeadPooLBoy

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Hands Down: The Winners

DoctorOverated

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Hands Down: The Winners

Emucratic

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Hands Down: The Winners

GR1M RACER

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Hands Down: The Winners

HampstaSandwich

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Hands Down: The Winners

laxbenderman

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Hands Down: The Winners

Nude_Eskimo

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Hands Down: The Winners

Nude_Eskimo

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Hands Down: The Winners

sciteach

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Hands Down: The Winners

SeanHollyman

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Hands Down: The Winners

SquirrelPhister

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Hands Down: The Winners

SquirrelPhister

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Hands Down: The Winners

StephenLaughlin

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Hands Down: The Winners

uscg_pa

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Hands Down: The Winners

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