Video Game Plates So Gorgeous You'll Pause Before Dropping Your Filthy Food On Them

Wait! Before you go reaching for your wallets, you should know that the 8-bit styled dinnerware pictured above doesn't actually exist. The images come from superstar graphic designer Olly Moss' Tumblr and are the result of some noodling around while he had time on his hands. Moss says that the dishes riff on the famous Willow china pattern and the designs on them reference classic Pokémon and Legend of Zelda games. If a China set with these patterns existed, they'd be in the wedding registry of every game-loving couple in the world. But, alas, they do not.