Nothing Like Getting Friendzoned By Crysis

Love is complicated enough on its own, but the internet tends to make it even trickier. It can be hard to tell when someone is tweeting @ you out of kindness and friendship, or our of an interest in something more. It's true of people, and it's true of video games.

Writer/romantic/roustabout (and erstwhile Kotaku contributor) Cara Ellison found this out the hard way when she got into this humorous back-and-forth with the official Crysis Twitter account, eventually being 'friendzoned' by the game.


So sad. Those darned video games. They always say they want a nice girl but then they friendzone you and go out with a troublemaker. Typical.