Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Horsing Around With Gabe: The Winners

Gabe Newell went to Texas last week and ended up in quite a compromising pose—and not just because of the horsehead mask a student handed him.

Overall paparazzi No. 1 dummysystem caught Valve's chief with Michael Jordan guaranteeing Half-Life 3—as soon as Jordan's Charlotte Bobcats win an NBA title.

Which will happen first? One thing's for sure, dummysystem is already a winner, along with alll of the Kotaku 'Shop Contest finalists inside.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Horsing Around With Gabe: The Winners

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Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Horsing Around With Gabe: The Winners

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Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Horsing Around With Gabe: The Winners

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Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Horsing Around With Gabe: The Winners

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Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Horsing Around With Gabe: The Winners

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Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Horsing Around With Gabe: The Winners

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Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Horsing Around With Gabe: The Winners

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Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Horsing Around With Gabe: The Winners

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Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Horsing Around With Gabe: The Winners

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Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Horsing Around With Gabe: The Winners

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Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Horsing Around With Gabe: The Winners

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Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Horsing Around With Gabe: The Winners

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Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Horsing Around With Gabe: The Winners

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Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Horsing Around With Gabe: The Winners

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Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Horsing Around With Gabe: The Winners

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Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Horsing Around With Gabe: The Winners

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Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Horsing Around With Gabe: The Winners

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Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Horsing Around With Gabe: The Winners

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Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Horsing Around With Gabe: The Winners

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