These Are The Dead Space Spin-Offs I Really Want to Play

I'm not a Dead Space guy. Oh sure, the series is great, but Fatal Frame and Silent Hill are more my speed when it comes to pants-wetting horror. But you know what would make me a Dead Space guy? Absurdist spin-offs and mods.

How about a survival-horror game starring legendary comedian, father figure and star of the Cosby Show, Bill Cosby?

These Are The Dead Space Spin-Offs I Really Want to Play

Or a spin-off in an alternate universe where everyone is a giant Shiba Inu puppy? All upgrades would be chew-toy related.

These Are The Dead Space Spin-Offs I Really Want to Play

Or perhaps a gritty sequel to the movie Office Space? Players can customize their own Swingline stapler.

These Are The Dead Space Spin-Offs I Really Want to Play

Or maybe if the Dude from the Big Lebowski played a space marine out of his element, trying to track down the Necromorphs that peed on his rug?

These Are The Dead Space Spin-Offs I Really Want to Play

Got an absurd Dead Space spin-off you'd like to see become a reality? Submit it in the comments. Bonus points if you throw in some Photoshop magic.