Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Torso Distortion: The Winners

Dead Island's meatheaded special edition premium—a butchered big-boobed torso—provided the laughs for this week's Kotaku 'Shop Contest. Among the finalists inside you will find Manti Te'o, the Major Award, Chewbacca (a very, very close runner up) and overall winner Nude_Eskimo!

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Torso Distortion: The Winners

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Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Torso Distortion: The Winners

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Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Torso Distortion: The Winners

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Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Torso Distortion: The Winners

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Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Torso Distortion: The Winners

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Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Torso Distortion: The Winners

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Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Torso Distortion: The Winners

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Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Torso Distortion: The Winners

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Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Torso Distortion: The Winners

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Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Torso Distortion: The Winners

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Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Torso Distortion: The Winners

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Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Torso Distortion: The Winners

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Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Torso Distortion: The Winners

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