Do you think people get emotional about today's gaming consoles? Have you noticed that the people running PlayStation, Xbox and Nintendo sometimes say weird things? Or make some bold claims?
Well, this is what people used to say about the Atari:
- "At the heart of the programmable video games is a microprocessor, a logic-function control device similar to but a little larger and much more flexible than the circuits that activate the single TV games. It provides the potential for an almost unlimited variety of games."—Ellen Roseman, The Globe and Mail Canada, November 26, 1977.
"Unlimited variety" here translates to "slightly different scenarios where you beat high scores." Hey, still beats playing Pong all the time.
- "We're guaranteeing that you won't get tired of the game for at least the next seven years."—Jim Morrice, product manager for Paragon Entertainment Products Inc., the Montreal-based distributor for the Atari 2600, in The Washington Post, April 28, 1978.
They may have overestimated the new games' staying power ever-so-slightly. Just a little bit.
- "It's better than dropping quarters in the machine all the time."—High school senior Miguel Villasenor in The Associated Press, March 16, 1982.
Above: Atari teaching youngsters financial responsibility.
- "I'd buy the entire Atari setup to get the Pac-Man cartridge... "I'd save a lot of money."—17-year-old Brian Allen who "spends up to $12 a day to play the game in arcades."—The Associated Press, March 16, 1982.
I take solace in that gaming addiction was a thing even back then.