Dead Island Shouldn't Be The Only Game That Comes With A Severed Torso StatueS

By now you've probably seen the ridiculous bikini-clad severed torso that publisher Deep Silver is packaging with the European/Australian special edition of zombie action-RPG Dead Island: Riptide.

It is gross and awful—to the point where Deep Silver just issued an apology for the statue—but hey, why let them have all the fun? We've put together some Severed Torso Special Editions for a handful of other deserving video games.

Above: the Portal turret gets the torso treatment.


Dead Island Shouldn't Be The Only Game That Comes With A Severed Torso Statue

Torso Mario isn't quite as useful as Raccoon Mario or even Frog Mario, but he's still an integral part of any statue collector's inventory.

Dead Island Shouldn't Be The Only Game That Comes With A Severed Torso Statue

There's nothing like cuddling up with a Cortana torso after a long night of shooting space aliens and getting called racial slurs on Xbox Live.

Dead Island Shouldn't Be The Only Game That Comes With A Severed Torso StatueS

Dante from Devil May Cry apparently has no penis. Now he also has no arms or legs or head.

Dead Island Shouldn't Be The Only Game That Comes With A Severed Torso StatueS

"Reach for the sky!" says Sheriff Woody in Disney Infinity. "Unless you have no arms!"

Dead Island Shouldn't Be The Only Game That Comes With A Severed Torso StatueS

This lovely Princess Peach torso ain't gonna save itself.

Your turn, Kotaku Photoshoppers. What other games do you think need special torso editions?