Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Balloon Snake: The Winners

I told you maggots to hold the damn file size under 2 MB, but no, one of you just had to create something so hilariously excellent above that limit that I am now forced to take extraordinary measures just to bring it to you. So now all of you must stay late in order to behold its glory and pay proper tribute to its creator, pugwishbone. Attention!

Pugwishbone (10), we had a filesize limit in place here. monkeymaguire (7) can follow orders in creating an animated .gif, but rules just aren't your thing, are they, son? I oughta court martial you just like I did your daddy. Lucky for you, the general likes your style. He says this is as fine a 'Shop as he's ever seen, so I order all readers to visit this URL to observe it in action. Don't scowl at me, sciteach (11)! That's an order! You too GiantBoyDetective (6). Arniejolt (2)! Orionsangel (8)! Cut your bullshit! You'd be up here if you'd shown half the initiative of pugwishbone—or at least half the file size!

Thanks to all who entered! There'll be another hilarious 'Shop Contest tomorrow.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Balloon Snake: The Winners

AnxiousLogic

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Balloon Snake: The Winners

arniejolt

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Balloon Snake: The Winners

Capt.Olimar

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Balloon Snake: The Winners

Chris Campbell

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Balloon Snake: The Winners

DCR

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Balloon Snake: The Winners

GiantBoyDetective

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Balloon Snake: The Winners

monkeymaguire

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Balloon Snake: The Winners

orionsangel

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Balloon Snake: The Winners

pan_1da7

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Balloon Snake: The Winners

pugiwshbone (click this to see the animated .gif)

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Balloon Snake: The Winners

sciteach

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Balloon Snake: The Winners

secretagentnumber6

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Balloon Snake: The Winners

skarecrow13

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Balloon Snake: The Winners

SnipeyMcSnipe

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Balloon Snake: The Winners

Snufkin

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Balloon Snake: The Winners

theonlyboom