Our 25 Most Popular Stories Of The Year, According to Math

We published a lot of stories this year. You loved some. You hated others. Some were great. Some were arrows.

Our finest tech people have crunched the numbers and provided me with a list of our top traffic-getters. Below, you can see the 25 stories that drew the most new readers to our site, which, internally, is how we measure statistical success.

Thank you to all of our readers who read these stories. Apologies to all of our writers whose stories next week will be ineligible for acclaim, since we're acting like the year is over right now.

On with it...


#1 (which, like several other pieces on this list, was actually published in 2011!)

Our 25 Most Popular Stories Of The Year, According to Math

This Incredible Multiplayer Paintball Video is a One-Shot Kill

Paintball has never been quite as exciting as it is seen through the eyes of director Saman Keshavarz in this video, which you'll want to watch at least three times. More »


#2 (Shocking...really!)

Our 25 Most Popular Stories Of The Year, According to Math

The 12 Best Games for Mac

Hey, look! A sleek computer with a piece of fruit embossed on it. Did you splurge for a Mac Pro or save money and get the totally capable iMac. Either way, good move, those things just work. More »


#3

Our 25 Most Popular Stories Of The Year, According to Math

What Skyrim Looks Like When You're Running 100 Mods At Once

My copy of Skyrim would usually fall over once I started running more than, say, 8-10 mods at once. So I've got no idea how modder Unreal has managed to get around 100 mods running at once. More »


#4

Our 25 Most Popular Stories Of The Year, According to Math

The 12 Best Games for the iPad

Stop watching movies on your iPad. Stop browsing the web.
Your iPad can play some great games.
iPad games that shine use the extra screen space and sharper resolution to deliver touch gaming that captivates. More »


#5 (Another 2011 interloper)

Our 25 Most Popular Stories Of The Year, According to Math

The Best PlayStation 3 Ad We've Ever Seen Will Give You Chills

When Sony announced their "Long Live Play" campaign a few weeks back, the entire interwebs lit up with buzz as to what it would herald. A PlayStation Home re-launch? More »


#6

Our 25 Most Popular Stories Of The Year, According to Math

Experience Super Mario Bros. As First-Person Shooter

What if, say, Modern Warfare creators Infinity Ward were given the keys to Super Mario Bros.? Brandon Laatsch, friend of Freddie Wong, lets us see the NES classic from Mario's perspective, injecting Call of Duty gameplay shenanigans into Nintendo's blocky platformer... More »


#7

Our 25 Most Popular Stories Of The Year, According to Math

Olympic Gymnast Uses Zelda Medley During Performance

Mexican gymnast Elsa Garcia Rodriguez Blancas did her Olympic qualification routine to an arrangement of music from The Legend of Zelda. Specifically, an arrangement by violinist Lindsey Stirling. More »


#8

Our 25 Most Popular Stories Of The Year, According to Math

Skimpy Outfit Gets Lollipop Chainsaw Cosplayer Asked to Change Or Leave PAX Show Floor

Word is that Jessica Nigri, a big-time cosplayer hired to portray the protagonist of Lollipop Chainsaw, was asked to leave the PAX East show floor yesterday. More »


#9

Our 25 Most Popular Stories Of The Year, According to Math

Before You Start… Tips for Playing Skyrim The Best Way

Today marks the long-anticipated release of Bethesda's excellent role-playing adventure The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. It's a massive game, a true epic-hundreds of hours of exploration, adventure, magic and mayhem.
But before you can get to all of that, you've got to start the game... More »


#10

Our 25 Most Popular Stories Of The Year, According to Math

Is This the Star of Assassin's Creed III? [Update: Yes, It Is]

Well, this is interesting. A Best Buy worker just emailed us two images snapped from their employee news section. One shows that Ubisoft will be unveiling Assassin's Creed III on March 5, and that there'll be pre-order bonuses to be had. More »


#11

Our 25 Most Popular Stories Of The Year, According to Math

Blizzard Offers Some Unlucky Diablo III Fans Refunds, Others "Free" Games

Poor Aussie Diablo III fans who pre-ordered the game then lost their money (and game!) when retailer GAME went into administration yesterday, you're suddenly in luck. More »


#12

Our 25 Most Popular Stories Of The Year, According to Math

The Next PlayStation is Called Orbis, Sources Say. Here are the Details.

While the official reveal of Sony's next home console could still be months away, if not longer, Kotaku has today learned some important details concerning the PlayStation 3's successor.
For one, the console's name-or at least its codename/working title-is apparently Orbis. More »


#13

Our 25 Most Popular Stories Of The Year, According to Math

The Terrifying 'Slenderman' Goes from Meme to Free Horror Game

Let us never underestimate the internet's ability to come up with freaky crap. The vast reach of the web creates mysteries as often as it dispels them, and sometimes those mysteries are truly scary. More »


#14

Our 25 Most Popular Stories Of The Year, According to Math

Sweet Mother of Assassin's Creed III, I Would Wear This Jacket Up And Down And Everywhere

I don't like most gamer clothing. They're usually tacky, or have a huge, ugly logo plastered everywhere. Plus, personally, they're usually all too large. More »


#15

Our 25 Most Popular Stories Of The Year, According to Math

This Guy's Portal Gun Actually Works, Turns His House Into a Test Chamber

Jason Craft recently purchased a Portal Gun from Aperture Laboratories. Not a toy. A real one. You can see it in action in this video, where he tests it out with a few friends.
Sure, it might look like fun and games in the game, but in the real world? More »


#16

Our 25 Most Popular Stories Of The Year, According to Math

Bethesda: Skyrim DLC Will Feel More Like Expansion Packs

We've been promised substantial downloadable content for last year's blockbuster Skyrim, but it sounds like Bethesda is thinking really big.
"For Fallout 3 we did five DLCs," Howard told me during an interview last week at the DICE Summit. More »


#17

Our 25 Most Popular Stories Of The Year, According to Math

Google "Do a Barrel Roll" Right Now

Do it. Right now. Why are you still here? You need a link? To Google? Seriously? Fine.
There, wasn't that fun? You can thank Twitter. More »


#18

Our 25 Most Popular Stories Of The Year, According to Math

Would You Catch These Realistic PokéBalls? Could You?

The Poké Ball, the device which catches and holds Pocket Monsters, comes in various types. There are twenty-six variations, all different. Sadly, they're not real (neither are Pocket Monsters!). More »


#19

Our 25 Most Popular Stories Of The Year, According to Math

The 12 Best Games on PC

PC gamers have reason to crow, since they get often the best of both worlds. Quirky and cheap smaller titles? Yup. The shiniest, most impressive versions of AAA multiplatform games? More »


#20

Our 25 Most Popular Stories Of The Year, According to Math

Call Of Duty Tip: Don't Toss A Grenade Into The Chimney Of The House You're Raiding

Players of Call of Duty: Black Ops, be careful where you toss your grenades. The consequences can be... well, watch this video, which is popular on YouTube today. More »


#21

Our 25 Most Popular Stories Of The Year, According to Math

The 12 Best Games on the iPhone

You've got yourself an iPhone and you want to play some games on it. You might not want to just plunge into the App store. It's a jungle, and it is full of bad games.
Let us help you. More »


#22

Our 25 Most Popular Stories Of The Year, According to Math

Borderlands 2 Has A Ridiculous Number Of Hidden Secrets. Here Are All The Ones We Know About. [Update: More Stuff!]

Borderlands 2 is a game that will keep you happily busy for some time. But if you want to experience all the game has to offer, you'll have to hunt after all the easter eggs and hidden secrets. More »


#23

Our 25 Most Popular Stories Of The Year, According to Math

The Official Zelda Timeline, Now With Added Detail

While we were able last week to bring you the official Zelda timeline, courtesy of the series' new art book, it was only the barest of structures, with just game names in chronological order. More »


#24

Our 25 Most Popular Stories Of The Year, According to Math

Next Time You Have Sex In Front of a Webcam, Make Sure It's Turned Off

It's been, what, only a few weeks since Slooshi was caught jerking off on camera after a League of Legends livestream event? Well, looks like somebody—and by somebody, I mean World of Warcraft player murdaralph—didn't learn their lesson. More »


#25

Our 25 Most Popular Stories Of The Year, According to Math

Nerds and Male Privilege

I want to tell you a story.
A few years ago, I was dating a girl who was decidedly not nerd curious. She tolerated my geeky interests with a certain bemused air but definitely didn't participate in ‘em… not even setting foot inside a comic store on new comic day. More »


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Bonus: #199

Our 25 Most Popular Stories Of The Year, According to Math

Watch Dogs is Probably the Best Game We'll See This E3

A rarity this E3: a brand new game. Not a sequel, not a reboot, but a brand new game based on brand new IP. And it looks amazing.
Taking place in an open-world city (so, think Grand Theft Auto), players in Watch Dog will have the power to control an entire city's infrastructure... More »