Mysterious Metal Gear game The Phantom Pain was the star of last week's Spike VGAs. The Twitter account of its "Head CEO" Joakim N. Mogren, complete with wonderfully photoshopped Kojima head, is the star of your Monday.
I've got no idea if this is an official joke account or just a joke account, but given the series we're talking about here and the manner in which these games have been announced the line is so blurred it doesn't really matter.
@gamesandcomedy The goal of the game is to teach that it is wise to be wise.— Joakim N. Mogren (@JNMogren) December 9, 2012
@daniel_switzer We hired at least 6.5 translators, and all but 2 quit.— Joakim N. Mogren (@JNMogren) December 9, 2012
@versus_andrew As of right now there is no news for a Vita version of the game. We at Moby Dick are not very impressed by the system.— Joakim N. Mogren (@JNMogren) December 9, 2012
Joakim Mogren [Twitter]