Towheaded and small-voiced, Felix von Perfall's countenance seems to define childhood innocence. But look into those eyes. Those eight-year-old eyes have seen war, they've seen ... things, things no seven-, six- or five-year-old should ever know.

"Call of Duty, it's a good game, but it's really—I wouldn't advise it for younger kids," Felix told WNYW-TV in its examination of holiday gift-giving trends on yesterday's 5 p.m. news.

The last Call of Duty rated lower than M was Call of Duty 3 in 2006. The title has never rated an E.

h/t Tim Burke.