Nintendo's Miiverse Dreams of a Civilized, Spoiler-Free Online CommunityS

Welcome to the Miiverse, the online community launching today with the midnight release of Nintendo's Wii U, but before you can access it, you must read through the Miiverse Code of Conduct, portions of which may have been paraphrased from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. Let's stroll through it, shall we?

Nintendo's Miiverse Dreams of a Civilized, Spoiler-Free Online CommunityS

Welcome to the Miiverse, where tiny people with icons over their heads worship a woman controlling them via radio waves!


Nintendo's Miiverse Dreams of a Civilized, Spoiler-Free Online CommunitySPeople from all over the world are watching you guys. Act busy.
Nintendo's Miiverse Dreams of a Civilized, Spoiler-Free Online CommunitySEven comments in your friends' posts will be seen by people all over the world, so be on your best behavior. Imagine you're in the background of a live news broadcast, if that helps.
Nintendo's Miiverse Dreams of a Civilized, Spoiler-Free Online CommunitySLike people post inappropriate or mean-spirited things on the internet.
Nintendo's Miiverse Dreams of a Civilized, Spoiler-Free Online CommunitySUnless they offer you candy. Then it's okay.
Nintendo's Miiverse Dreams of a Civilized, Spoiler-Free Online CommunitySSeriously, folks: don't post spoilers. No one wants to accidentally learn that Aeris dies in Final Fantasy VII.
Nintendo's Miiverse Dreams of a Civilized, Spoiler-Free Online CommunitySIf I were a more rebellious sort I would take this as a challenge.
Nintendo's Miiverse Dreams of a Civilized, Spoiler-Free Online CommunitySAre you a baby chick or a large cock?
Nintendo's Miiverse Dreams of a Civilized, Spoiler-Free Online CommunitySOh I have no doubt we will.
Nintendo's Miiverse Dreams of a Civilized, Spoiler-Free Online CommunitySSee? People are already having fun!
Nintendo's Miiverse Dreams of a Civilized, Spoiler-Free Online CommunitySEven NeoGAF is represented, ready to spread its kind-hearted community spirit to Nintendo's online community!

In short, be excellent to each other, and party on, Miis.