Tell President Obama to Honor the Veterans of Halo 4Owen Good11/16/12 9:00pmFiled to: This is so stupidHalo 4HaloMaster ChiefPoliticsPresident obamaFbtweet91EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalinkThe White House's bullshit feel-good "We the People" initiative is, like all Internet petitions, worth the paper it is printed on.* Most of the petitions lodged there demand things the executive branch cannot effect on its own. The remainder are protest tantrums, like the secessionist fantasies a bored and distended mainstream media are indulging in the post-election news cycle. Today, I asked President Obama to unilaterally create Idahohiowa. If the proposal gets 25,000 YouTube comments signatures, the executive branch says the president will respond.