I haven't read Fifty Shades of Grey. I kept hearing about it, and seeing people reading it on the bus, but I wasn't sure what it was until I finally got curious and looked into it. Okay, so it's a book about kinky bondage sex-play. And I don't believe I'm in its target demographic.

I do like chicken, however, and so I am in the target demographic for this hilarious parody, Fifty Shades of Chicken. No one's managed to confirm who's reading it, but it sure sounds like Picard himself, Patrick Stewart. The video oscillates between naughty, weird, and… well, it's actually kind of just naughty and weird.

Have you read Fifty Shades of Grey? Know anyone who has? Is it just trash, or is there a decent book in there? Am I ever going to find the time to read the third book in His Dark Materials? (Spoiler: I am.)

Talk sex, bondage, chicken, or video games, here or over in the Talk Amongst Yourselves forum. Have good chatting, and a wonderful weekend.

Fiftyshadesofchicken.com [Official site Via John Davison]