Be The Assassin...of Your BathroomS

This is what it looks like when official game merchandise makes the long and arduous journey from cool gear to acceptable gear to terrible crap before breaking through to become something so ridiculous it's a must-have.

It's an official Assassin's Creed III bathrobe, complete with hood. For those times when your rubber duckie must be stalked from the shadows, and your morning coffee stabbed in the face after you leap from the top of the fridge.

The "Eagle Peak" robe is $77 from insert coin.

Eagle Peak [insert coin, via Fashionably Geek]


Be The Assassin...of Your Bathroom