It's a tale as old as time. A man needs to go meet his lady. He sets off, usually to the right. There's a monster in the way. He jumps on it!
What happens next, at least in Marius Fietzek, Benedikt Hummel and Irina Gross' The Visit, will surprise you. And probably, make you laugh.
I won't spoil it—just go play the game yourself, it's free online. Crabs, man.