You! Person reading this! Scum human. Go play Pokémon Black & Blue, a new Flash game by the folks at PETA, noble heroes and the only people in the world who had the balls to point out how disgusting it is that Mario wears fur.

You will undoubtedly learn quite a lot from Pokémon Black & Blue. Lessons about the world. Life. How to treat your pets. Wait, you have pets? Scumbag.

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Support Team Plasma. Free Pikachu. Occupy Unova.