Two Very Important Pokémon FactsS

When you play Pokémon—no, when you just think about Pokémon—there are two very important things to keep in mind. You could say they are the most important things to keep in mind.

One: "If you make your pets fight in real life, you'll be arrested."
Two: "The police also frown on crushing pets into balls."

Noted and memorized, because these aren't just facts. They're words to live by.

As Kotaku reader KingHippo points out, these facts are apparently from the Official Nintendo Magazine UK.

Thanks Nintendo [Becky's Simblr]