Mega Man fans, if this doesn't show you how little Capcom now thinks of its once-great franchise, you aren't just living in Denial, you're the town mayor.

This is the first trailer for Rockman X Over, the iOS game the publisher is using to "celebrate" the character's 25th birthday. The only way this is a "celebration" is if the Blue Bomber lives in a world like Logan's Run, and his 25th birthday is his last before a merciful death.