There is absolutely nothing sexist, misogynistic or otherwise controversial about these Gamescom screens for Tomb Raider, so we're going to have to make up our own. Oh my god, Lara Croft is helping that hardened killer execute that woman!
Doesn't work? Okay, let's see if there's anything else we can use here.
Oh my god, Lara Croft is stealing things from a corpse. She's obviously a necrostealiac.
Yeah, I'm trying really hard, but I'm not seeing anything particularly outrage-worthy. Maybe this is just a video game?
Nah, what fun would that be?