Every time you pick up a statue in the open Hong Kong world of Sleeping Dogs, you can take it to your shifu (or your kung fu master). In exchange for the statue, he'll teach you a new move to use against your enemies.
But he'll also insult your practice while you do so. Even if you're kicking every student's ass while experimenting with your newly-learned takedown, your shifu will spit out some of the most hilarious insults. Strung together all at once here is even better. It's one of my favorite parts of Sleeping Dogs.