So the president is dead. That doesn't make him any more or less effective than any other leader of the free world since James K. Polk.


Have you seen James K. Polk? No, not lately, I mean the older photos. Even when he had skin he looked like the kind of guy that wouldn't mind tucking into a bit of grey matter. Maybe that's exactly the jagged, toothy edge we need to guide the U.S. into a new era of peace and prosperity.

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