Just in case you needed a little more background to the relationship between Jean-Claude Van Damme (Guile) and Kylie Minogue (Cammy) in the 1994 Street Fighter movie, know that according to the Belgian brawler/breakdancer the pair enjoyed a real-life "affair" behind the scenes.
So, um, who gives a shit? I do, because he describes it like this:
Yes. OK. Yes, yes, yes. It happened. I was in Thailand, we had an affair. Sweet kiss, beautiful lovemaking
It would be abnormal not to have had an affair, she's so beautiful and she was there in front of me every day with a beautiful smile, simpatico, so charming, she wasn't acting like a big star. I knew Thailand very well, so I showed her my Thailand. She's a great lady.
Bless his broken English, because that is at once the creepiest and most hilarious thing I've read this year. I expect urgent revisions to existing Guile + Cammy fanfiction on my desk by Friday.